Nope, I wish. This...this arm was a "gift" from my time in the military.
[ There's a reason why he places quotations around the word "gift." ]
More like my arm was blown off when I was just a sixteen-year-old jarhead. I was fresh out of basics when shit got real.
Not a fun memory.
[ Pushing aside decades' worth of trauma, Johnny rereads what Yi texted next. ]
So, you've heard of Earth before, and this Penglai of yours is mostly oceans? Well shit, does that mean everyone from there is half-fish or something? Mermaids?
[ Man, can you imagine a world like that filled with hot mermaids? Johnny can't. ]
Well, Earth is kind of fucked these days. It's ruled by soulless corporations and greedy old fucks who are little by little robbing the land of its beauty. However, that's just capitalism for you.
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[ There's a reason why he places quotations around the word "gift." ]
More like my arm was blown off when I was just a sixteen-year-old jarhead. I was fresh out of basics when shit got real.
Not a fun memory.
[ Pushing aside decades' worth of trauma, Johnny rereads what Yi texted next. ]
So, you've heard of Earth before, and this Penglai of yours is mostly oceans? Well shit, does that mean everyone from there is half-fish or something? Mermaids?
[ Man, can you imagine a world like that filled with hot mermaids? Johnny can't. ]
Well, Earth is kind of fucked these days. It's ruled by soulless corporations and greedy old fucks who are little by little robbing the land of its beauty. However, that's just capitalism for you.