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[rebelsamurai]

[ Amidst the impressive technological marvels and distractions present on the ship, Johnny found it impossible to resist the allure of commandeering the network for a brief moment. While he's no deckhead or with a fancy BD strapped to his head, Johnny at least knows how to work a camera. This is why everyone is getting a good view of the scowling rockerboy as he puffs smoke directly into the camera.

Yeah, he's smoking again already. Don't ask how he got his hands on another e-cigarette. It probably involved a five-finger discount and a lot of schmoozing. Despite being such a complete asshole, Johnny is at least charming.

He's a charming little parasite. ]

Okay, chucklefucks. [ He mutters before taking another drag on his cigarette. Smoke billows from his nose as he exhales, resembling an angry demon/oni graphic on his tank top. ] Let's have a little talk.

Where the fuck are all of you from? Half of y'all look like your average Joe, while others look like wannabe supermodels who just walked off a Jinguji photoshoot.

[ Johnny lets out a chuckle as he brushes some ash off his cigarette. ]

So, who wants to go first? State your name and where the hell you're from.

Comments

[precocity]

i love the tough parenting approach you have going on
oh and to answer your question!
i'm izaya
izaiza
izaya-chan~

[rebelsamurai]

I'm certain that I would be a more competent father than my own dad.

[ Though, he really doesn't want to be anyone's "dad" here. ]

Izaya, huh? Ever heard of a hellhole called "Night City"?

[precocity]

i haven't
but i must say with such a charming introduction
i can't wait for you to tell me all about it

[rebelsamurai]

Let's just say Night City is a combination of Los Angeles meets the Devil's ass crack mixed in with violent dust storms and even more violent corporations.

If you're not getting poisoned by eating day-old worm-made Scoop burgers, you're getting your brains bashed in by either the local gangs in town or by NCPD.

[precocity]

that sounds like a great time
don't you miss it already?

[ izaya would have so much fun just watching everything ]

[rebelsamurai]

It's a great time until you catch a stray bullet to the cranium.

But most folks usually deck themselves out in cyberware to avoid getting their brains splattered that easily.

[precocity]

you're making it sound like an open warzone
but now i'm curious about how decked you are in cyberware

[rebelsamurai]

That's because it is, or rather certain parts of Night City are, an open warzone. I.e., Dogtown or anywhere near upper Watson.

Pure fucking chaos. Not even NCPD will go into those neighborhoods to save you from Barghest or the Scavs.

Curious, huh? Too bad you'll never find out but maybe if you're clever, you'll figure out why I'm called "Silverhand."

[precocity]

where i'm from saying something like that is begging for a sex joke
but in all seriousness
is it because you're good with your hand?

[ ...he tried ]

[rebelsamurai]

Hey, I'm not a prude. I get a lot of action with my hand too, if you know what I'm sayin'.

[ Ew, Johnny. ]

What can I say? I got the magic touch, but anyways. Nah, you'll see eventually.

[precocity]

[ on the other end, izaya is cackling ]

you sure i can't convince you to tell me about your second special hand skill?

[rebelsamurai]

Nah, Vince would kill me if I spoke on it.

[ He's grinning from ear to ear now. ]

But I can normally deflect bullets with this prosthetic arm and also bust through walls.

[precocity]

that's got to come in
handy

[ ba dum tsch ]