Johnny 'Fucking' Silverhand (
rebelsamurai) wrote in
theoremnet2025-11-24 09:11 pm
just a chat « video »
[ Amidst the impressive technological marvels and distractions present on the ship, Johnny found it impossible to resist the allure of commandeering the network for a brief moment. While he's no deckhead or with a fancy BD strapped to his head, Johnny at least knows how to work a camera. This is why everyone is getting a good view of the scowling rockerboy as he puffs smoke directly into the camera.
Yeah, he's smoking again already. Don't ask how he got his hands on another e-cigarette. It probably involved a five-finger discount and a lot of schmoozing. Despite being such a complete asshole, Johnny is at least charming.
He's a charming little parasite. ]
Okay, chucklefucks. [ He mutters before taking another drag on his cigarette. Smoke billows from his nose as he exhales, resembling an angry demon/oni graphic on his tank top. ] Let's have a little talk.
Where the fuck are all of you from? Half of y'all look like your average Joe, while others look like wannabe supermodels who just walked off a Jinguji photoshoot.
[ Johnny lets out a chuckle as he brushes some ash off his cigarette. ]
So, who wants to go first? State your name and where the hell you're from.
Yeah, he's smoking again already. Don't ask how he got his hands on another e-cigarette. It probably involved a five-finger discount and a lot of schmoozing. Despite being such a complete asshole, Johnny is at least charming.
He's a charming little parasite. ]
Okay, chucklefucks. [ He mutters before taking another drag on his cigarette. Smoke billows from his nose as he exhales, resembling an angry demon/oni graphic on his tank top. ] Let's have a little talk.
Where the fuck are all of you from? Half of y'all look like your average Joe, while others look like wannabe supermodels who just walked off a Jinguji photoshoot.
[ Johnny lets out a chuckle as he brushes some ash off his cigarette. ]
So, who wants to go first? State your name and where the hell you're from.
UN: broly
Broly.
I'm from Vampa.
What is a "super model"?
un: lastsamurai
[ There's a good reason for that, Johnny. A very good reason... ]
Anyways, nice name. It sounds tough, almost "brolic," as the Northeasterners would say.
Supermodels are parasites with legs but they're hot, usually. They model the latest fashion trends and usually have access to the best synthcoke imaginable.