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𝑉. ([personal profile] mikoshi) wrote in [community profile] theoremnet2025-12-05 03:56 pm

001 — Text — UN: SHINIGAMI

[ Text only from the guy who hates calls and/or being recorded. ]

Got it — that gold-red fern that only opens up during the day? Tobacco like.

Gives you a headache first time you smoke it, but afterwards? Smooth sailing.

Bring me samples of the leaves, drier the better. Found rolling papers.

Or don't. I'm not your mom.


[ Yet despite saying that, attached comes a picture of the aforementioned plant (Sun's Lace), two samples in view: one healthy, the other dried up. ] So you gonks don't poison yourselves toking up the wrong herb.

You're welcome ᝰ🚬

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un: ward

[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-06 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
On a scale of 1-10 how bad is the headache?
Like it won't stop me, but I don't like pain bc it's painful
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-06 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
No
No we are not the same
The only favour God's ever done me, hallelu

Anyway a 4 on the brain Richter scale might be enough to make a baby cry so
Bring it on
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1/2

[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-06 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
No offence intended dude but you have no idea what God has or has not done for me

TMI about your stage 4 cancer too, but I'll take it under advisement
Whatever scale you're working off, a 4 is still easy street
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2/2

[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-06 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry

It's fucked up you had to go through that
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-06 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like there's one answer to that man
I got snippy and I said sorry
Hearing about the details, even if it's different from what I've seen before idk
It's rough
Nobody should have to go through that
I just didn't expect it to come outta nowhere, that's it
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-06 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
No no, it's okay, really
I'm all in my head about it

You're good now though?
If you don't mind me asking how does that like.....
Work
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-06 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Beeeeetter than the alternative though Y/N?😭
That wormhole came at the right time lol
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-06 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's alright
You don't have to talk about it if you don't want
I totally get it
Like more than most probably
You wanna talk about alien tobacco some more?
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-07 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Man that sounds tasty, I just want to smell it
Then smoke it obviously but taking a nice deep inhale
Ahhh


( daydreams about a pretty lady or man flipping their pretty hair around... sighs... )

What's a static?
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-08 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
So they sound cool as hell, good to know
You're used to most of the stuff out here then
Except maybe the huge raptors

What are the Raffens?
White guys??
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-08 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not detecting a lot of chillness from literally anything you've just texted me
js
You go 100% at all times dude

I'm really sorry that happened to you, sounds like you've had the worst life of all time
idk if that's an award you want but I'm glad you're here too if that's how things were going before you got here

Can I offer some well-meaning advice though?
Like I genuinely want you to know something that might help you out talking to people on the Theorem/alien species/etc
If you tone it down like 30% it might make you easier to talk to
Like if you bring it all down to a 7 maybe your story won't be something you feel like you need to wield in convo
It's important to you, I can feel that, but it's kinda unapproachable
Just my two cents, please ignore me if this is offside

Again, I don't mean to be a dick
If I come across as one then that's my bad to dw
But rn you are super hard to converse with
If that's by design then that's cool
I've just got a lot on my plate too and sometimes I just want to talk about tobacco
ik I signed on for this by asking you leading questions so that's my fault
Does any of this sound alright?
Edited 2025-12-08 16:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-12-08 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
😯
Are you mad at me now?


( the quintessential 18-year-old question, but usually heard from a girlfriend )

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