Johnny 'Fucking' Silverhand (
rebelsamurai) wrote in
theoremnet2025-11-24 09:11 pm
just a chat « video »
[ Amidst the impressive technological marvels and distractions present on the ship, Johnny found it impossible to resist the allure of commandeering the network for a brief moment. While he's no deckhead or with a fancy BD strapped to his head, Johnny at least knows how to work a camera. This is why everyone is getting a good view of the scowling rockerboy as he puffs smoke directly into the camera.
Yeah, he's smoking again already. Don't ask how he got his hands on another e-cigarette. It probably involved a five-finger discount and a lot of schmoozing. Despite being such a complete asshole, Johnny is at least charming.
He's a charming little parasite. ]
Okay, chucklefucks. [ He mutters before taking another drag on his cigarette. Smoke billows from his nose as he exhales, resembling an angry demon/oni graphic on his tank top. ] Let's have a little talk.
Where the fuck are all of you from? Half of y'all look like your average Joe, while others look like wannabe supermodels who just walked off a Jinguji photoshoot.
[ Johnny lets out a chuckle as he brushes some ash off his cigarette. ]
So, who wants to go first? State your name and where the hell you're from.
Yeah, he's smoking again already. Don't ask how he got his hands on another e-cigarette. It probably involved a five-finger discount and a lot of schmoozing. Despite being such a complete asshole, Johnny is at least charming.
He's a charming little parasite. ]
Okay, chucklefucks. [ He mutters before taking another drag on his cigarette. Smoke billows from his nose as he exhales, resembling an angry demon/oni graphic on his tank top. ] Let's have a little talk.
Where the fuck are all of you from? Half of y'all look like your average Joe, while others look like wannabe supermodels who just walked off a Jinguji photoshoot.
[ Johnny lets out a chuckle as he brushes some ash off his cigarette. ]
So, who wants to go first? State your name and where the hell you're from.

no worries!
You mean I'm texting with E.T. right now? No bullshit?
[ Huh. This feels rather underwhelming for him, and Johnny isn't too sure why. ]
Okay, so what makes you an alien? You seem...really human-like judging from the text.
no subject
I imagine that's because I am human. But I am not from Earth, nor am I the same species as you, unless you've found a way to hack these devices and doctor your earlier video footage
[ Which seems... highly unlikely in this scenario ]
To more directly answer the intent of your question, however:
[ Sunday attaches a picture of himself in the library, angled to give a decent view of the feathery wings protruding from behind his ears and the halo just kinda floating there behind his head; the angle of the light from a nearby lamp or screen has caught his pupils such that they reflect a dark blue in a way not dissimilar from many birds, dogs, and other animals that retain their tapetum lucidum. ]