Crash Test Dummy (Literally) >> Audio ;

[justamobster]

[ The post goes up on the network a few minutes after touchdown planetside. The speaker is quite obviously trying to catch his breath, and there’s an undercurrent of laughter in his voice— sharp with both disbelieving amusement and a bit of panic. ]

The er, emergency landin’ system on the ships, yeah? That?

S’workin’. Just thought folks’d wanna know.

[ GUESS WHO ALMOST JUST DIED? This guy!

For context and any in-person concerns, see Prompt #1 here! ]

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[imhilarious]

[ Dean is very fluent in the language of that meaning "yeah, thanks." He loves drinking and being useful, so it all works out.

Even if digging around in sand's always a pain in the ass. ]

You got it. Don't test out the photon torpedoes if you hear me knockin' around out there, man. I plan to live through my first alien planet.

[justamobster]

No promises. [ As though Ladon could test out photon torpedoes... if he even knew what those were.

Come to think of it, did he even see any weapons on his ship...? ]