Crash Test Dummy (Literally) >> Audio ;

[justamobster]

[ The post goes up on the network a few minutes after touchdown planetside. The speaker is quite obviously trying to catch his breath, and there’s an undercurrent of laughter in his voice— sharp with both disbelieving amusement and a bit of panic. ]

The er, emergency landin’ system on the ships, yeah? That?

S’workin’. Just thought folks’d wanna know.

[ GUESS WHO ALMOST JUST DIED? This guy!

For context and any in-person concerns, see Prompt #1 here! ]

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[justamobster]

'Course, V. Offer stands.

[ He huffs a little laugh, tips his head at the ship sticking out of the sand. ] Ain't exactly lammin' off anywhere any time soon.

[mikoshi]

Talkin' 'bout that... [ Vincent stares at the general direction of the ship, scanning it with perfectly normal eyes. Damn shame his Kiroshi software isn't available — could scan for problems in five seconds. Alas. ] Should check it manually, make sure it ain't leakin' fuel or what not. Heat's so bad out here it can ignite on its own.

[justamobster]

[ He... hasn't even thought about that.

Not the engine fuel specifically, though he hadn't thought of that either. What he's now more concerned about is what will happen if he injures himself significantly in this heat. Without a spark, he figured he was fine-- and it's been a long time since the last time he tried to light a cigarette with a bloody nose, a painful and lasting lesson.

Note to self: do not bleed on anything important. That's a good thing to keep in mind in general, but especially on the spontaneous combustion planet. ]

Er, yeah. Should prob'ly take a gander at that.